Kevin Alejandro credited as playing...
Jesus Velasquez
- Jesus Velasquez: [to Ruby Jean] You almost done in there? it's time for us to go home.
- Ruby Jean Reynolds: [Ruby Jean walks in all made up] You have got an excellent selection a cosmetics, I give you that.
- [to Jesus]
- Ruby Jean Reynolds: I'm ready for you now. Ain't nothin gonna hurt me when I got on my warpaint.
- [to Lafayette]
- Ruby Jean Reynolds: Somethin' different about you.
- Lafayette Reynolds: I don't think so.
- Ruby Jean Reynolds: Y'ain't got your mask on.
- Lafayette Reynolds: That's 'cause you've been in there hogging all my stuff.
- Ruby Jean Reynolds: I can see you. My son is shining through.
- [about Jesus]
- Ruby Jean Reynolds: Did he do this to you?
- Lafayette Reynolds: No. Yeah. I guess you could say that.
- Ruby Jean Reynolds: I'll be damned. Maybe God LOVES fags!
- Jesus Velasquez: That sounds like a compliment. Ruby, we gotta go. Come on. You need to bless the jello so everyone can eat. Come on!
- Lafayette Reynolds: All right now, you go 'head. Without my ring, thank you.
- Ruby Jean Reynolds: Come see me, LaLa.
- Lafayette Reynolds: All right, Miss Lady, eat your vegetables.
- Jesus Velasquez: So I'll see you?
- Lafayette Reynolds: I'll see you.
- Jesus Velasquez: A visit from the chef. Wow. It's my lucky day!
- Lafayette Reynolds: I wanted to meet the sick fuck who ordered the veggie burger with bacon.
- Jesus Velasquez: I was just curious to see if you'd actually do it.
- Lafayette Reynolds: Boyfriend, for you, I'd do all kind of things against my better judgment.
- Jesus Velasquez: That's why I come back. For the personal service.
- Lafayette Reynolds: You don't finish that, and you ain't getting no dessert.