James Roday Rodriguez credited as playing...
Shawn Spencer
- Club Member: I had no idea psychics did so well.
- Shawn Spencer: Most don't.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: Some do.
- Shawn Spencer: Many try.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: Few can.
- Shawn Spencer: I have.
- Henry Spencer: You know, you asked me that question at dinner other night, the one about if I only had 15 seconds left to live, well I've got an answer for ya. I want to tell you that, uh... Well, I'd do my best to express...
- [Shawn looks down at his watch]
- Henry Spencer: Look, what I want you to know...
- Shawn Spencer: That's it, Pop. You're dead. I'm closing your eyelids. I'm taking off your watch.
- [Points to a lamp]
- Shawn Spencer: Putting that thing on Craigslist.
- [Walks out of the room]
- Henry Spencer: Just wanted to say I love ya.
- Shawn Spencer: [sees Gus texting at the dinner table] Man, stop trying to look cool.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: I have peeps, Shawn.
- Shawn Spencer: You have two peeps. And one of them is made out of marshmellow.
- Shawn Spencer: Hello, how is my favorite police department doing today? Lassie, looking handsome and jangly and Chief, i don't tell you this often enough but you have exquisite teeth.