James Rolfe credited as playing...
The Angry Video Game Nerd
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: This is crazy! I'm not playing this!
- Bugs Bunny: But you wanna play it.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: No, I don't wanna.
- Bugs Bunny: You do wanna.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: I don't wanna.
- Bugs Bunny: You do wanna.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: I don't wanna!
- Bugs Bunny: You do wanna.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: I don't wanna!
- Bugs Bunny: You don't wanna!
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: I do wanna!
- Bugs Bunny: You don't wanna!
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: I do wanna!
- Bugs Bunny: You don't wanna!
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: I do wanna!
- Bugs Bunny: You don't wanna!
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: I do wanna!
- Bugs Bunny: You don't wanna!
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: I do wanna! And you're not gonna stop me!
- Bugs Bunny: Eh, play the game, Doc.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: I'm not playing this shit!
- Bugs Bunny: Come on, Doc! Stick it in the Nintendo!
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: How about sticking it up your rabbit hole?
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: That's about as much fun as this game is. It's like putting a turd in a fan or a band saw. You just don't do it.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Come on! I thought you toons liked to get beat up.
- Bugs Bunny: We do, Doc. But you know what we don't like? Getting shit on the fucking face!
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: That was two years ago!
- Bugs Bunny: Well, now, it's your turn, Doc!
- [Bugs beats up the Nerd]
- Bugs Bunny: Geronimo! Motherfucking Nerd!
- [Bugs leaves droppings all over the Nerd]
- Bugs Bunny: Eh... ain't I a stinker?
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Now I think I understand the relevance of the title. It's fucking crazy that there's so many sequels!
- Bugs Bunny: Let me pull this game out of my ass, Doc!
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: I wondered where this shit comes from.
- The Guitar Guy: Come on! Get him! He's the one who broke the couch!
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Actually, it was a futon.
- The Guitar Guy: I don't care what it is! Get him! Boil his bunny balls!
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Of course, the game has to remind us that the "C" stands for "Crazy" and not "Carrot" like we're fucking idiots. This is only the fourth game, right?
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: [playing Crazy Castle 4] What am I supposed to say? It's so hard to even imagine that this game exists, and I'm trying to review it. It's like trying to review a pink porcupine with a monkey's head up its butt eating a buffalo's ball sac. Should I describe what it looks like and analyze it? Or should I be so fucking shocked that the thing even exists?
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Alright, that's it! I'm done with this game! I'd rather press my face against a Hippopotamus' butt while it 'muck-spreads'! That's when a hippo takes a shit, rather than allowing the shit to drop from it's anus, it presses it's tail against it's own ass-crack, waving it back and forth, shredding the shit all over the place! That's how much fun this game is! Like putting a turd in a fan or a band-saw, you just don't do it!
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: You like to play with bombs, eh? Well, bombs away, you Woody-Bunny-fucking-pecker piece of shit!
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Crazy Castle 4? How many of these fucking games could there possibly be?
- Bugs Bunny: You better play it, Doc, before I ram my rabbit fist right up your motherfuckin' ass!
- Bugs Bunny: [repeatedly slams the Nerd's head against the wall] How's it feel to be a dying man, Nerd? You're a dead man. You're a dead man.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Bullshit!
- [fights back]