Hugh Laurie credited as playing...
Dr. Gregory House
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [to House] The kid'll still be Foreman's patient, but his dad wants *you* making the decisions.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: Then he's not my patient. You want to give me none of the responsibility and all of the liability.
- Dr. Gregory House: Which means I get... Oh cool!
- Thirteen - Dr. Hadley: I told you Thailand!
- Dr. Gregory House: I assumed you were lying. Because it would have been idiotic of you to tell me the truth. Yet another reason I have no use for you.
- Dr. Gregory House: By the way, someone screwed over your girlfriend. She ran to me, Cuddy, and Wilson... everyone, but you. She's not over you.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: Or she is.
- Dr. Gregory House: I just made a $10,000 short sale on a stock I know is going to crash because of what I saw a grief-stricken dad do on his son's deathbed.
- Dr. James Wilson: No you didn't.
- Dr. Gregory House: Yes I did.
- Dr. James Wilson: You are a jerk.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: When is he getting his license back so we can stop playing this game?
- Dr. Gregory House: Maybe never. This game is fun.