Dan Harmon credited as playing...
Birdperson • Phoenixperson
- Birdperson: For all your intelligence, you seem unable to know where you are wanted.
- Rick Sanchez: Buddy this is not a safe way to work on yourself. At this point I'd support you joining Scientology. I'll take the workshops with you, I'll get in the sauna with Travolta, I don't even care what happens. Let's get outta here.
- Birdperson: Don't you get it? I came here to end it all.
- Rick Sanchez: Come with me!
- Birdperson: To... some place nearby?
- Rick Sanchez: Anywhere, everywhere!
- Birdperson: Rick, I don't expect you to keep fighting, but this war is...
- Rick Sanchez: Far from over, I know.
- [pulls out his dimension gun]
- Rick Sanchez: Dude, I shared this with nobody. But I can take you right now to the same battlefield in a universe where we lost, or another where we won, or another where the war never even happened. All equally real, all equally unreal. None of it manners.
- Birdperson: Then why did you help?
- Rick Sanchez: Because I respect you. And I wanted you to know you could respect me.
- Birdperson: Even though nothing matters?
- Rick Sanchez: Okay... you matter, to me.