Paul Schneider credited as playing...
Mark Brendanawicz
- Jerry Gergich: Hey, Mark! Umm, a little birdie told me that you have one unpaid parking ticket.
- Mark Brendanawicz: That's funny because a little birdie told *me* that your adoptive mother was arrested for marijuana possession.
- Donna Meagle: [laughing] Oh, snap!
- Jerry Gergich: What?
- Mark Brendanawicz: You didn't know that, huh?
- [long pause]
- Jerry Gergich: I didn't know I was adopted...
- [long pause]
- Mark Brendanawicz: Oh no, oh Jerry. Oh, Jerry, I am so sorry.
- Jerry Gergich: I really didn't wanna play.
- [Jerry leaves]
- Mark Brendanawicz: That was not my intention.
- Tom Haverford: It's not your fault; he totally baited you with that unpaid parking ticket.
- Mark Brendanawicz: Why does anybody wanna run for public office? You're just asking to have your entire life exposed.
- Tom Haverford: Well, if you're squeaky clean like I am, there's no problem.
- Mark Brendanawicz: Tom, you're married and you hit on women constantly.
- Tom Haverford: Yeah, but I've never sealed the deal. Just window shopping. You can fly to Brazil, just don't enter the cave, am I right?
- [Tom raises his hand but nobody high-fives him]