Jason Saldaña credited as playing...
Pvt. Lavernius Tucker
- [Caboose has just asked his Blue Army teammates why a simple blue flag is so important to defend - his teammates don't really know, either]
- Church: Because it's the flag, man! You know... it's the... its The Flag! It's... Tucker, you tell him why the flag is so important.
- Tucker: Well... it's... it's complicated. The... it's blue, we're blue...
- Church: It's just important, okay? Trust us.
- Church: Well, enough gabbing out of us, let's take this bad boy out for a spin. Go ahead and hop in, Tucker.
- Tucker: Me? I can't drive that thing!
- Church: You're telling me you're not armor certified?
- Tucker: I ca- I don't even know how to use the fuckin' sniper rifle! Don't you know how to drive that?
- Church: No! Holy crap! Who is running this army?