Gustavo Sorola credited as playing...
Simmons
- Sarge: May I introduce the our new light reconnaissance vehicle! It has four-inch armour plating, mag bumper suspension, a mounted machine gunner position, and total seating for three. Gentlemen, this is the M12LRV! I like to call it the Warthog.
- Simmons: Why Warthog, sir?
- Sarge: Because "M12LRV' is too hard to say in conversation, son.
- Grif: No, but... Why Warthog? I mean, it doesn't really look like a pig.
- Sarge: Say that again.
- Grif: I think it looks more like a puma.
- Sarge: What in Sam Hell is a puma?
- Simmons: You mean like the shoe company?
- Grif: No. Like a puma. It's a big cat. Like a lion.
- Sarge: You're makin' that up.
- Grif: I'm telling you, it's a real animal.
- Sarge: Simmons, I want you to poison Grif's next meal.
- Simmons: Yes, sir!
- Sarge: [Points at front of the Warthog] Look, see these two tailhooks? They look like tusks. And what kind of animal has tusks?
- Grif: A walrus.
- Sarge: Didn't I just tell you to stop makin' up animals?