Joel Heyman credited as playing...
Caboose
- Church: Man, it is really great to see you guys.
- Tucker: You seem like you're in a good mood.
- Church: I learned a very valuable lesson in my travels, Tucker. No matter how bad things might seem...
- Caboose: They could be worse.
- Church: Nope. No matter how bad they seem, they can't be any better, and they can't be any worse, because that's the way things fucking are, and you better get used to it Nancy. Quit yer bitching.
- Caboose: Where have you been?
- Church: You want the long version or the short version?
- Caboose: I will take the easy version please.
- Tucker: Oh, I wanna hear the long version. But, can you tell me in three parts?
- Church: I learned a very valuable lesson in my travels, Tucker. No matter how bad things might seem...
- Caboose: - They could be worse.
- Church: - Nope. No matter how bad they seem, they can't be any better. They can't be any worse. Because that's the way things fucking are, and you better get used to it, Nancy. Quite your bitching.