Stephen Fry credited as playing...
Mycroft Holmes
- Mycroft Holmes: Good evening, Mrs Watson. I'm the other Holmes.
- Mary Watson: You mean there's *two* of you? How marvelous! Could this evening get any better?
- Mycroft Holmes: [referring to Watson] You know, he's nothing like as slow witted as you've been leading me to believe, Sherly.
- Dr. John Watson: You completely forgot about my stag party, didn't you? Why are we here?
- Mycroft Holmes: [approaching] Your very good health, Doctor. Shame none of your friends could make it.
- [Sherlock laughs and Watson chuckles sarcastically]
- Dr. John Watson: I'm going to the gaming tables. I refuse for this night to be a total loss. Give me my money.
- Sherlock Holmes: Happily. Give me the wedding ring.
- Dr. John Watson: Oh, now you're interested in being the best man. You're supposed to keep the ring anyway. Just as you're supposed to organize my stag party.
- Sherlock Holmes: [handing some money over] You don't want to lose it on a bet, John.
- Dr. John Watson: And invite my friends, of which, by the way, there are many. You're the one with no friends, Sherly No Mates.
- Mycroft Holmes: [watching him leave] He's all "me, me, me", isn't he?
- Mycroft Holmes: Although these gentlemen may be talking peace believe me, they're readying their armies at home.