Ian Somerhalder credited as playing...
Damon Salvatore
- Vicki Donovan: Why did you do it?
- Damon Salvatore: I was... bored.
- Vicki Donovan: You did this to me out of boredom?
- Damon Salvatore: It's one of the pitfalls of eternity.
- Elena Gilbert: Is Stefan here?
- Damon Salvatore: Yep.
- Elena Gilbert: Where is he?
- Damon Salvatore: And good morning to you, little Miss I'm-On-A-Mission.
- Elena Gilbert: How can you be so arrogant and glib after everything that you've done?
- Damon Salvatore: And how you can you be so brave and stupid to call a vampire arrogant and glib?
- Elena Gilbert: If you wanted me dead, I'd be dead.
- Damon Salvatore: Yes, you would.
- Elena Gilbert: But I'm not dead.
- Damon Salvatore: Yet.
- Elena Gilbert: [about Jeremy] Can you make him forget?
- Stefan Salvatore: Elena...
- Elena Gilbert: Stefan, please. I don't know how he'll ever get past this. I just want him to forget everything that happened.
- Stefan Salvatore: If I did it, there's no guarantee that it would work... because of who I am, because of how I live. I don't have the ability to do it right.
- Damon Salvatore: I can do it. If this is what you want. I'll do it.
- Damon Salvatore: [to Elena when she discovers the body of Vicki] You confuse me for someone with remorse.
- Stefan Salvatore: [handing mug of animal blood to the new vampire] Here.
- Vicki Donovan: What is it?
- Stefan Salvatore: It's what you're craving.
- Damon Salvatore: [smirks] Don't lie to the girl. It's so not what you're craving, but it will do in a pinch. Right, Stef?
- Vicki Donovan: What is it?
- Damon Salvatore: Yeah, what is it? Is it skunk? St. Bernard? Bambi?
- Stefan Salvatore: [to Vicki] Go on, give it a try.
- Damon Salvatore: She's new. She needs people blood.
- [with disdain:]
- Damon Salvatore: She can't sustain on that stuff.
- Vicki Donovan: Mm, yeah, why can't I have people blood?
- Stefan Salvatore: [as Damon escorts Vicki out the house] What are you doing?
- Damon Salvatore: She's been cooped up in your room all day. She's not Anne Frank.