Ty Burrell credited as playing...
Phil Dunphy
- Phil Dunphy: I am brave. Roller coasters? Love 'em. Scary movies? I've seen Ghostbusters like 7 times. I regularly drive through neighborhoods that have only recently been gentrified. So yeah I am pretty much not afraid of anything.
- Cameron Tucker: [Cut to Cameron entering dressed as Fizbo the clown] Well hey hey hey hey everybody! Quit your clowning around, that's my job!
- Phil Dunphy: Except clowns. Never shared that with the 'fam, so shhh! I do have an image to maintain. I am not really sure where the fear comes from, my mother says it's cause when I was a kid I found a dead clown in the woods. But who knows?
- Phil Dunphy: No, no, no-no-no. I want the most dangerous reptile you've got.
- Jungle Tanya: I have an iguana that - uh - eats crickets.
- Phil Dunphy: That'd be scary if it was a birthday party for crickets. Seriously, Jungle Tanya, I need you to step it up a notch. Is there anything that scares the coocoo out of you?
- Jungle Tanya: Uh, not really. I do have a bearded dragon.
- Phil Dunphy: Ooh! Does it...
- Jungle Tanya: -no, it does not breath fire.
- Phil Dunphy: Well, then we're back to square one, aren't we?
- Cameron Tucker: Hey Phil, are you getting a clown for today?
- Phil Dunphy: Ohhh - no. Luke's not much of a clown fan.
- Cameron Tucker: Really?
- Phil Dunphy: Yeah, he never liked 'em.
- Cameron Tucker: Has he ever seen a good one?
- Phil Dunphy: Has anyone?
- Phil Dunphy: What'cha got there?
- Claire Dunphy: These are supplies for the crafts table. I finally figured out what we're gonna be making.
- Phil Dunphy: Kids bored?