Steve Carell credited as playing...
Michael Scott
- Phyllis Vance: [in her game character] "I overheard you asking the butler where the pistol was kept."
- [Michael gasps]
- Dwight Schrute: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I'm the butler. What, you were listening in on that? Oh, you rich people, you think you can do whatever you want to the servant class!
- Michael Scott: No, no, no. Don't turn this into a political thing.
- Dwight Schrute: I will poison your food.
- Angela Martin: Michael, I don't like this game. It's scary.
- Michael Scott: It's not scary.
- Angela Martin: I don't like my character.
- Pam Beesly: Who are you?
- Angela Martin: Voodoo Mama Juju, the witch doctor of the Savannah swamps. I'm not comfortable with this.
- [Shows a fake voodoo head]
- Michael Scott: Monkey see, Monkey do.
- Jim Halpert: That's right.
- Michael Scott: Monkey pee all over you.
- Jim Halpert: That... rhymes.