Nathan Kress credited as playing...
Freddie Benson
- [Freddie's mother found his "apartment"]
- Mrs. Benson: Actually, I think living on your own will be a positive thing for you. Perhaps you'll even...
- [suddenly becomes demanding]
- Mrs. Benson: You get up to your room this instant, Freddie Benson! I'm your mother and you will do as I say!
- Freddie: No.
- Mrs. Benson: [to Carly] I blame you.
- Carly Shay: Me?
- Mrs. Benson: You're the one who got Freddie interested in girls, and ever since then his boy chemistry's been all out of whack.
- Freddie: Mom, I'm perfectly in whack.
- [Sam devises a plan to destroy the Petographers]
- Sam Puckett: They hit us, we hit 'em back... harder. That's the Seattle way.
- Freddie: So, you mean we trash their studio?
- Sam Puckett: No, Freddie, I mean we rub ourselves with sweet mustard and sing show tunes.