Kevin Michael Richardson: Cleveland Brown Jr. • Lester Krinklesac • Additional Voices
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The Cleveland Show
Kevin Michael Richardson credited as playing...
Cleveland Brown Jr. • Lester Krinklesac • Additional Voices
- Cleveland Brown Jr.: [to Cleveland] I saw you kiss Mr. Shadwell last night. Daddy, is there something you wish to tell me?
- Cleveland Brown: What? I didn't kiss him, he kissed me.
- Cleveland Brown Jr.: Okay, but you didn't try to stop him.
- Cleveland Brown: Look, he kissed me. I was surprised. It's over.
- Cleveland Brown Jr.: I understand. So do you just like kissing football players or are all athletes fair game?
- Cleveland Brown Jr.: Oh, Daddy, I know you're not gay. You're too fat to be gay.
- Cleveland Brown: And you are too. Love you, fatty.
- Barry Shadwell: [to Cleveland about the kiss] Hey, man, it's not all my fault. I mean, you wanted me to kiss you.
- Cleveland Brown: What? What on earth would make you think that?
- Barry Shadwell: You're joking, right? You're always staring at me, you know all my stats, your voice is slightly gay and your mustache is groomed.
- Cleveland Brown: My mustache is for the ladies.
- Barry Shadwell: Look, listen, let's forget the kiss ever happened.
- Cleveland Brown: What kiss?
- Cleveland Brown Jr.: [off-screen] When you two were on the porch the other night.
- Cleveland Brown, Barry Shadwell: Shut up!
- Cleveland Brown Jr.: [off-screen] Don't tell me to shut up, you banana slammers.
- Cleveland Brown: [to Donna] Darling, sit down. I have something to tell you.
- Donna Tubbs: Oh, honey, if it's that you kissed Barry Shadwell, I know.
- Cleveland Brown: What?
- Donna Tubbs: Your son's been telling the whole town.
- Cleveland Brown: That fat son of a bitch.
- Cleveland Brown Jr.: [off-screen] I may be fat, but I don't kiss boys.