Craig Robinson credited as playing...
LeVar 'Freight Train' Brown
- Cleveland Brown: [to Freight Train] Are you asking me to be your best man?
- LeVar 'Freight Train' Brown: Not if you're gonna be a crying little piss-pants about it.
- Cleveland Brown: I'm crying because I peed my pants.
- Cleveland Brown: Mom's gonna catch a bus in 15 minutes.
- LeVar 'Freight Train' Brown: Aw, hell, no. She's gonna be riding on the Freight Train. I'm gonna tear your mama up.
- Cleveland Brown: What's up with you and Mom talking to your child that way? Both of you.