Emily Deschanel credited as playing...
Temperance Brennan
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Where's your chest hair?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: I'm very evolved.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: His pubic extension is actually well within norms...
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Okay. Enough.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I have to remove your pants.
- [Starts removing Booth's pants]
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: All right. You know, I'm just going to start reciting some saints. Saint Joseph, Saint Peter, Saint Paul, Saint John...
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: [Cam enters. Long pause] Anyone for mistletoe?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I-I'm just recovering evidence.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Just evidence, that's all.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Interesting.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Oh wow! Who's this, your sister?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: No. Um, my second cousin.
- Margaret Whitesell: I'm Margaret.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: There's no resemblance.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: What do you mean? You're both beautiful.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I'd much rather hear what you have to say, not Benjamin Franklin.
- Margaret Whitesell: Wow. That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
- Owen Thiel: You're a flunky of a corrupt regime. It's my *duty* to resist you.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I should warn you, he-he's very hard to resist.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Thanks, Bones.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Sure.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: My dad brought my second cousin and... I really didn't like her.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: That makes sense.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Why?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well, because she's family. I mean, 90% of the time, family just gets under your skin. That's the difference between family and friends.