Rochelle Aytes: Rochelle

Left 4 Dead 2

Rochelle

Ellis: ["Dark Carnival"; arriving at Kiddie Land] Holy *shit,* guys - KIDDIE LAND!
Coach: Sometimes, it feels like we *baby-sittin',* doe'n't it?
Rochelle: He *is* making the best of a bad situation.
Nick: [alt. line] He's like a five-year-old. With guns. And a comprehensive grasp of every swearword in the English language.
Rochelle: [alt. line] I wish I could be that happy... ah, to hell with it. *WHOO! Kiddie Land!*

Ellis: [recovering from the Smoker attack, Ellis looks out the elevator window. His expression of disgust changes into shock as he sees hundreds of common infected in the mall's atrium] Holy *shit*...
[Coach offers his hand to Ellis, who takes it]
Rochelle: [giving Ellis a grenade launcher right after Coach helps him up] Hey. "Kill all sons-a-bitches", right?
[Ellis nods, grinning at his new toy]

Ellis: ["Swamp Fever"; start of Plank Country] Nick, what the hell? You shot the pilot!
Nick: Well, he wasn't doing a good job once he became a zombie, now, was he?
Coach, Rochelle: That's true. If I had to pick a low point in the flight, it was probably when he stopped flying the chopper and attacked us.
Ellis: [alt. line] True, true, he *was* a zombie, but he was also our *only pilot!*
Nick: I shot a *zombie.* He was a *zombie,* Ellis. He must've gotten bitten before he picked us up.

Nick: [when the group finds a working elevator] Technically, you're not supposed to use an elevator in a fire. But that might not apply during a *zombie apocalypse.*
[the group enters the elevator, where one member hits the button for the lobby]
Nick: [as the doors shut] Nick. Name's Nick. You all did good. What're your names?
Coach: People just call me Coach.
Rochelle: [to Ellis] Hey. Name's Rochelle. You?
Ellis: Ellis. It's a pleasure to meet you, Rochelle.

Nick: ["The Parish"; the group climbs out of a sewer... into the middle of an impound lot] Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! Watch where you shoot!
Ellis: *Shit.* They all got alarms.
Rochelle: Careful, alarm cars everywhere...
Coach: Everybody take it slow, now...
[the group starts moving through the lot]
Nick: Careful... *careful... *

Nick: ["Swamp Fever"; in the drainage ditch safe room] Shit! This swamp is gonna ruin my white suit.
Rochelle: [scoffing] The white suit with zombie brains all over it? That one?
Nick: Brains come out. Swamp water doesn't. Don't ask me how I know that.

Ellis: [Swamp Fever; on the ferry boat in Plank Country] If y'all ask me, these swamp people got it all figured out. No cops, no rules...
Rochelle: No indoor plumbing?
Ellis: They figured out how to stop goin' to the bathroom? *Man,* that is a*maz*in'...
[understanding and disgust make his expression of impression go away]
Ellis: ... oh. No, wait... oh, I just got that. *Shit,* that's gross as hell.

Nick: ["The Passing"; Streets saferoom, talking about Francis] So we find this historic section, go under the river, and then we kick that biker dude's ass, right?
Coach: Nick. Son. I think we got *bigger* problems.
Rochelle: Compared to *you,* Nick? He was downright nice.

Nick: ["The Passing"; seeing the Witch bride, whispers:] Ellis... Go give the bride a kiss, it'll be good luck. Trust me.
Ellis: [shocked; trying to keep his voice down] *What...?*
Rochelle: [hissing] Would you guys *shut up!*

Coach: ["Dead Center"; initial encounter with Infected in the Hotel] Y'all know what the hell these things are?
Nick: These don't look like people...
Ellis: Zombies are real! I *knew* them movies were true!
Rochelle: You hear about them, but... until you see them...
Nick: I dunno about you, but I'm killing these things.
Coach: It's them or us.