Simon Doonan
Kylie
Debbie Doonan
Andy Doonan
Aunty Hayley
Ashlene Doonan
Reba
Older Simon
Happiness
Fit Farka
Miss Perrin
Self
Monsieur Antoine
Tiger
Virgin Mary
Self (archive footage) (uncredited)
Miss Babs (archive footage) (uncredited)
Mrs. Overall (voice) (archive footage) (uncredited)