Nick Offerman credited as playing...
Ron Swanson
- Leslie Knope: That's not really the attitude I'd expect from an award winner.
- Ron Swanson: Everything I do is the attitude of an award winner, because I've won an award.
- Leslie Knope: Twenty-six certificates, plaques, ribbons, trophies, medals and miscellany certifying that I am the kind of person who deserved recognition for her achievements. What do you have, Ron?
- Ron Swanson: I have the "Dorothy Every Time Smurf Girl Trophy for Excellence in Female Stuff".
- Leslie Knope: Dorothy Everton Smythe! I swear to God...