Chris Pratt credited as playing...
Andy Dwyer
- Ron Swanson: Welcome to the emergency self-defense class. I'll be showing you how to escape from a variety of situations while inflicting maximum damage on your attackers.
- Andy Dwyer: Ron, do you think that maybe I should put Mark in a headlock? That way, I can show everyone how to escape a pervert?
- Mark Brendanawicz: In the scenario you just laid out, you're the pervert. You understand that, right?
- Andy Dwyer: You wish.