Simone Price - Host
Max Brunette
Phoenix Mitnik
MI6 Judge
Judge Miki Miraj
Rosalinda Olivera Sanchez
Azim
Sam Brown
Terra
Cleopatra
Kret
Africa
Ying
Japan
Yah Yah
Cat
Bomb Singer
Joe Checkerhead
Tree Hugger, Jarrah
Afghan Woman, Zahra
Hong Kong Bitch
Mexican
Gun wielder
English Thug
Ranger Jeb / Uncle Sam
Grayville-Smith
Command Sgt. Major Stevens
Agent Fox
Hairdresser
Fritz Niedsone
Ellaine Vignon
Amanda Jones
Professor Weston-Smith
Radio Announcer
Brando
Show's Sound Recordist
Spanish News Reader
French Newsreader
Italian Newsreader
Lily Amis
Car Hijack Victim
Bystander Sam
Customs Guy
Tour Guide Operator
Detective June Connor
Detective Alan Dean
Television Reporter
Dallas (as Dana Miltons)
Limo Driver
Taxi Driver
Toddler
Toddler's Mother
Make-up Artist
Fashion Store Assistant
Vignon's Receptionist
Skydiver
Pilot
Narrator (voice)
Contestant victim
Rejected Terrorist
Contestant Victim (uncredited)
Contestant victim (uncredited)
Waiting Terrorist (uncredited)