Atticus Shaffer credited as playing...
Brick Heck
- Brick Heck: Hey, look what I found! My Santa Pez dispenser! It slid out from underneath the seat the second time we almost died. It's a Christmas miracle!.
- Mike Heck: Hey, Axl, I'm going to the mall. Did you do your Christmas list?
- Axl Heck: Cash, a cell phone, and to be left alone.
- Mike Heck: Brick, did you make your list for Santa?
- Brick Heck: What I really want this year is some answers. What's the true meaning of Christmas? Are we here for a reason? What is the purpose of life?
- Mike Heck: How about a bike?
- Brick Heck: And then I started thinking that someday you'll be gone. And I'll be go. And we'll all be gone.
- Mike Heck: Well sure. Everybody worries about death. It's terrifying. But you know what we do? We shove it out of our minds. That's why we have books and candy and water parks and TV. Its all just a big old distraction from death. So, all better?
- Brick Heck: Okay.