Ian Somerhalder credited as playing...
Damon Salvatore
- Elena Gilbert: [waking up with her lover] Mm. Good morning.
- Stefan Salvatore: [chuckles] I could get used to this.
- Damon Salvatore: [there in the room with them] Rise and shine, sleepy heads.
- Elena Gilbert: [dismayed] Damon...
- Stefan Salvatore: What are you doing?
- Elena Gilbert: ...please...!
- Damon Salvatore: Oh, stop being smutty!
- Stefan Salvatore: Seriously, get out of here!
- Damon Salvatore: If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
- Damon Salvatore: [about Stefan] There was a time that I trusted him more than anyone.
- Elena Gilbert: Trust breeds trust.
- [scoffs]
- Elena Gilbert: You have to give it to get it.
- Damon Salvatore: Are you lecturing me?
- Elena Gilbert: Do you need to be lectured?
- Damon Salvatore: [referring to Katherine] I just want her back. I'm sure you can understand that.
- Elena Gilbert: I can understand that you would do anything for her, yes.
- Damon Salvatore: Then you understand what I will do if anyone gets in my way.
- [as he leaves, Elena drops her head and grimaces]
- [Jeremy's cell phone rings; he doesn't answer]
- Damon Salvatore: Who are you dodging?
- Jeremy Gilbert: This girl, Anna. She can be, uh... persistent.
- Damon Salvatore: Is she hot?
- Jeremy Gilbert: Yeah... yeah, but she can be weird.
- Damon Salvatore: Hot trumps weird... trust me.
- Damon Salvatore: [to Stefan and Elena, when they have agreed to help Damon with his plan] You know, I really like this whole menage-a-threesome team thing. It's got a bit of a kink to it. Don't screw it up!
- [and then he's out the door]
- [Damon threatens to hurt Elena unless Stefan gives him their father's journal]
- Stefan Salvatore: You won't kill her.
- Damon Salvatore: [forces Elena to drink his blood] I can do one better. Give me the book, Stefan, or I'm snapping her neck, and you and I will have a vampire girlfriend.
- Elena Gilbert: [referring to the plan to open the tomb] Since when am I helping?
- Damon Salvatore: Well, Stefan's helping, and you've taken up residence in Stefan's bed. Ergo...
- [after Katherine drains her victims' blood in front of Damon]
- Damon Salvatore: What happens to the bodies?
- Katherine Pierce: I'll take them into the woods and the other animals will finish them off.