Tony Hale credited as playing...
Professor Holly
- [Jeff straddles Rich and accidentally recreates the forbidden scene from "Ghost"]
- Professor Holly: I give you one rule to follow!
- [He points to a poster of Patrick Swayze with a red "X" over it and Annie gasps]
- Professor Holly: I had it made before he died. It's not in bad taste.
- Professor Holly: Congratulations, you just failed a class so easy people passing in the hall get contact credit!
- Professor Holly: Hello my precious blueberries! Alrighty, let's spin those wheels and play with some clay.
- [slams the clay]
- Professor Holly: I have one and only one rule in this class. I will tolerate no reenacting, whether it's ironic or sincere, of the Patrick Swayze/Demi Moore scene in Ghost. Ever since that movie was released in 1990, I have seen every conceivable variation of what I call 'Ghosting'. It's guy-on-girl, girl-on-guy, the hilarious guy-on-guy...
- [pretends to shoot himself in the head]
- Professor Holly: So since it never stopped, I have to adopt a zero ghost tolerance policy. If you so much as hum three notes from that Righteous Brothers song, so help me God I will come at you! With everything I've got. OK? Let's have a great time!