Steve Carell credited as playing...
Michael Scott
- Michael Scott: It's Saint Patrick's day. Here in Scranton, St. Patty's day is a big deal. It is the closest the Irish will ever have to Christmas.
- Michael Scott: I'll be on the other side of this wall if you need me. Just one knock for yes, two knocks for no.
- Jo Bennett: How many knocks does it take to get you to do some work?
- Michael Scott: Hello hello. Top of the morning to you! Ooh ooh! Green M&Ms! Nature's Viagra!
- [grabs and pours a large scoop of M&Ms into his coat pocket]
- Michael Scott: Two of my favorite joke areas combined. It'll be a good day.