It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

The Gang Buys a Roller Rink (2021)

Kaitlin Olson: Dee Reynolds

Quotes 

• Dennis Reynolds : Hey, sis, are you okay? You hit your head pretty hard there.

  Dee Reynolds : Yeah, I'm fine, you small-haired cunt!

  Dennis Reynolds : What?

  Mac : Whoa. Excuse me?

  Dee Reynolds : It was a joke, okay? Oh, you don't understand humor?

  Charlie Kelly : It was a joke. That's why she was...

  Dennis Reynolds : Oh.

  Mac : Oh.

  [Chuckles] 

  Charlie Kelly : Hey-hey, Dee, um, we're gonna buy the rink. Do you want to be part-owner with us?

  Dee Reynolds : [Mockingly]  Oh, oh, oh, are you?

  Mac : Yeah, we could really use your positive attitude.

  Dee Reynolds : [Mockingly]  Oh, oh, oh, could you?

  [Normal voice] 

  Dee Reynolds : You know what you could also use? A breath mint, 'cause your mouth smells like you just ate a giant slice of shit pizza.

  Charlie Kelly : Okay, I'm confused, Dee. Do you want to be in?

  Dee Reynolds : N-N-N-N-No, Charlie. Thank you, anyway, but I don't want to be involved with you losers, okay? 'Cause you're losers. I'm moving to Hollywood. I'm gonna get rich, I'm gonna get famous, and I'm probably gonna marry Scott Wolf.