- [Rick, Corey, The Old Man and Chumlee are at a racetrack to test a 1965 Shelby Cobra. The Old Man is the first to drive it and ends up driving it at less than 30MPH. Rick and Corey are laughing at the sight]
- [Narrating]
- Rick Harrison - 'The Spotter': I didn't even know a race car could go that *slow*.
- [laughs]
- Austin 'Chumlee' Russell: [the Old Man pulls up and stops in front of the guys who are start laughing] You looked pretty fast out there.
- Corey Harrison - 'Big Hoss': What, did ya get it all the way up to thirty or something?
- Rick Harrison - 'The Spotter': You didn't even go fast enough to mess up your hair.
- [starts laughing]
- Richard Harrison - The Old Man: Ricky, at least I've got hair.
- Corey Harrison - 'Big Hoss': [Rick is still laughing] I can hear Carroll Shelby crying from here about this here ride.
- [Rick laughs harder]
- Richard Harrison - The Old Man: [sarcastically] Yeah, right.
- Rick Harrison - 'The Spotter': [Narrating] Alright, enough of the Old Man Driving Miss Daisy, it's time to show him how it's done.
- [gets into the car and peels off down the track]