- RuPaul - Host: [to Sonique when discussing her choice to impersonate Lady Gaga] I expect to be gagging on your Gaga.
- RuPaul - Host: Now, the queen with the best celebrity charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent will win the challenge.
- Michael Steck - Pandora Boxx: [impersonating Carol Channing] Scurvy! I'm the national spokesperson for Broadway Actresses Against Scurvy.
- José David Sierra - Jessica Wild: [impersonating RuPaul] The time has come now for you to lip sync for your life!
- Merle Ginsberg - Judge: [to Tatianna] I think you've got a million dollar face and a five million dollar body and you've got a twenty dollar outfit on but I wanna see more charm and less hooker.
- RuPaul - Host: [to the bottom two contestants] This is your last chance to impress me and save yourselves from elimination. The time has come for you to lip sync for your life. And remember: good luck and don't fuck it up.
- RuPaul - Host: [after the elimination] Remember: if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else. Can I get an amen in here?