Jennifer Stone credited as playing...
Harper Finkle
- Alex Russo: Max, I appreciate you wanting to lie about having our parents, but changing your first name isn't going to fool anyone.
- Max Russo: Oh, no, I know, but I changed my last name too. To Sawyer.
- [Alex and Harper laugh]
- Harper Finkle: No kidding.
- Alex Russo: Tom Sawyer!
- Max Russo: Yeah.
- Alex Russo: That is such an obvious lie. It's the name from the Rush song.
- Harper Finkle: And the classic book!
- Alex Russo: Wow. That song was good; I didn't know they made a book out of it.
- [first lines]
- Harper Finkle: Good morning, Alex.
- Alex Russo: Ugh, what's so good about it? This morning my mom made me butterfly-shaped waffles. I mean, it's the crack of dawn; stop being so adorable.
- Harper Finkle: I made those! Ach, your mom is right; we should just give you dry toast.