Steve Carell credited as playing...
Michael Scott
- Michael Scott: My favorite restaurant closed down.
- Jo Bennett: I hate that.
- Michael Scott: My new favorite restaurant sucks.
- [Michael is on Jo's private jet, as she asks him what has him upset]
- Michael Scott: It has not been a blockbuster year for me financially. My Blockbuster stock is down.
- Michael Scott: Really? A baby otter? Okay, um, count me in as "who cares". It's not even that interesting a baby otter. It can't even stand up.
- [looks toward computer]
- Michael Scott: It's trying to stand up...
- [choking up]
- Michael Scott: There it goes.
- Jo Bennett: Oh, honey, surely you don't want that.
- Michael Scott: I-I surely do, and don't call me honey.
- Kelly Kapoor: It is so boring where we work. I mean, it's as interesting as a morgue. It might be less interesting than a morgue.
- Michael Scott: Hey, hey! It's as interesting as a morgue.