Aisha Tyler credited as playing...
Lana Kane
- Agent Lana Kane: I am sick of you getting the best assignments just because your mother's the boss! Do you know how that feels?
- Sterling Archer: Besides awesome?
- [first lines]
- Sterling Archer: [driving a Mini] Because this is what was there, Lana.
- Agent Lana Kane: Where? Outside a clown college?
- Agent Lana Kane: [Sarcastically] OK, yes, I'm jealous.
- Sterling Archer: First step's admitting it.
- Agent Lana Kane: Jealous that ODIN's going to beat us again...
- Sterling Archer: ODIN?
- Agent Lana Kane: ...thanks to your epic poon-houndery!
- Agent Lana Kane: We've got about two minutes before some ODIN dick sees this and seals the exits.
- Sterling Archer: Uhhh, any way we can bump that to five? I, I seriously need a shower.
- Agent Lana Kane: Archer!
- Sterling Archer: Okay, God! Climb down off that rag.
- Sterling Archer: Let's talk this out.
- Agent Lana Kane: Talk what out? How you ruined my chance to work for ODIN? Or, ooooh, maybe how I just caught my boyfriend balls deep in some French chick.
- Sterling Archer: Ex-boyfriend, I bet.
- Agent Lana Kane: Ya think?
- Sterling Archer: Yeah. He's not coming back. That chick was like, the Pelé of anal.