Anna Faris credited as playing...
Jeanette
- [first lines]
- Theodore (singing voice), Simon (singing voice), The Chipettes (singing voice): [sing Vacation]
- Dave: One, two, three... Guys.
- Dave: Guys freeze.
- [stoping music Vacation]
- Simon, Theodore, Eleanor, Jeanette, Brittany: [sighs]
- Dave: Where's Alvin?
- Alvin: Hi, Dave!
- Simone: I have something for you. Maybe this will be a way to make it up.
- [pulls out a bracelet]
- Jeanette: Oh, it's beautiful! Where did you find it?
- Zoe: Yeah, it is beautiful. Where did you find it?
- Simone: In a cave behind the waterfall. I thought it would look nice on you. But now I realize even the most precious gem cannot compare to your beauty.
- [puts the bracelet on Jeanette's head]
- Eleanor, Theodore: Aww.
- Zoe: Yeah. Were there any other jewels or gems or diamonds or anything else in there?
- Simone: By the time I found the gold, I had already been gone from my Jeanette far too long.
- Theodore: Aww!
- [Eleanor looks at him]
- Theodore: What?
- Zoe: All right, Calloway, I need you to go in there and find Simone. I know you can do it little buddy.
- [throws golf ball into water]
- Jeanette: Uh, you're kidding. Right?
- Zoe: If Calloway can't find, him nobody can-...
- [ball hits her in head]
- Zoe: Uh, ow!
- Jeanette: [gasps] Simone!
- Zoe: [rubbing her head] Told ya.
- Simone: [swings on a vine] J'arrive.
- [he lands in front of the Chipettes]
- Simone: Enchanté mademoiselles. A kiss.
- [kisses Brittany's hand]
- Simone: A kiss.
- [kisses Eleanor's hand]
- Simone: And a...
- [looks at Jeanette by surprise]
- Simone: Hehe, a kiss.
- [kisses Jeanette's hand]
- Jeanette: Oh.
- Brittany: [turns to Alvin] What's gotten into him?
- Alvin: Spider venom. Yeah, yeah, he thinks he's some sort of fun-loving French dude.
- Brittany: Really?
- Alvin: Now he thinks he's...
- [imitates Simone]
- Alvin: The most interesting munk in the world.
- [the Chipettes are wearing dresses that Jeanette had made out of leaves and flower pedals]
- Brittany: Ah, much better. Jeanette, these dresses are, like, totally adorbs. I die.
- Jeanette: Thank you. And I also made these for you, Eleanor.
- [gives Eleanor some crutches]
- Eleanor: [in an enthused tone] Oh, look how handy you are all of a sudden.
- Jeanette: And in case you get tired, I made you a wheelchair.
- Eleanor: Oh, super.