Chloë Grace Moretz credited as playing...
Wednesday Addams
- Wednesday Addams: Pugsley's gone.
- Morticia Addams: I know that tone, Wednesday, dig up your brother.
- Wednesday Addams: We're weakening the gene pool.
- Wednesday Addams: [when entering the school for the first time] Ah, now I understand. This is a children's prison.
- Wednesday Addams: [singsong voice] What's so great about being yourself, when you can be like everyone else?
- Morticia Addams: Don't you dare talk to your mother like that, Wednesday.
- Parker: You don't have a cell phone? That is so weird.
- Wednesday Addams: I may not have a... cell-phone, but you don't have a crossbow, and I thought everybody did.
- Wednesday Addams: How I wish something would lighten up this already tedious day.
- [a tree throws Pugsley through a window]
- Wednesday Addams: Thanks for trying, Ichabod.
- Wednesday Addams: Parker's the daughter of that mannequin woman. She says she goes to a school called ju-noir high.
- Gomez Addams: Ju-noir high? Ah, I have read about those in my Abnormal Psychology journals.
- Wednesday Addams: Uncle Fester can come and go as he pleases.
- Uncle Fester: Well not exactly, there *are* restrictions. I'm not allowed to go into a mall, the zoo, a building...
- Morticia Addams: Wednesday, when you're all grown up you can travel all you want, but for now it's safer here.
- Wednesday Addams: [sighs] Come, Socrates.
- [leaves the table]
- Uncle Fester: [still talking] South America, China, Europe, Asia... I AM allowed in Antarctica.
- Wednesday Addams: What goes on at your school?
- Parker: Not much. Friends turning against each other, girls making other girls feel bad about themselves, you know, typical junior high.
- Wednesday Addams: Fascinating. Is anybody allowed to go?
- Parker: I guess so, but why would you want to?
- Wednesday Addams: Ms. Gravely, you put your underwear in the freezer.
- Ms. Gravely: [defensively] It's refreshing... what're you looking at?
- Wednesday Addams: Trudy Pickering, you sit on the toilet backward.
- Trudy Pickering: Well, where else am I supposed to put my arms? How do you know that anyway?
- Wednesday Addams: I think that woman is deranged. Her face reminds me of a death mask.
- Uncle Fester: Deranged? Death mask? If you say she has halitosis, it's a love match!
- Wednesday Addams: No one torments my family but me. Hair clip.
- Parker: Uh... okay?
- Wednesday Addams: [picks the lock on the door] Cage School 101.
- Wednesday Addams: Tomorrow you'll become a man, and I'll be a fugitive. Farewell, Pugsley.
- Pugsley Addams: I always kind of knew it'd end like this, I just didn't think it would be this soon.
- Parker: My mom must've built hidden cameras into everybody's homes.
- Wednesday Addams: I believe the word is psychotic.