Michael Weatherly credited as playing...
Anthony DiNozzo
- Ziva David: You what what you two? I have actually heard of this. You two are having a seven year bitch.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: "Itch." And yes we are.
- Ziva David: You are like a married couple.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs enters] Oh no, they're not. They're still speaking.
- Ziva David: The man-mance is over?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: We didn't have a man-mance.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: You had a fling.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Guys don't have flings, we hang out.
- Ziva David: Things were hanging out? That's disgusting.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [to Charlotte, as he heads into the bathroom] Daddy's going to make wee-wee.
- Holly Snow: [Watching from the adjoining room] Did he really just say that?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Yes... That's him improvising.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You and me, McGee, we're done.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: No argument here.
- Ziva David: [Ziva chuckles] Tony needs help with a woman?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: No. I needed a geek wingman. McGeek qualifies.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Your husband is Lieutenant Justin Moss?
- Emily Moss: Yes. I was supposed to come pick him up. He was meeting someone here.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Do you know who?
- Emily Moss: Of course, he was with a prostitute!
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [Following Moss' blood trail up the hill with Tony] Why did the dead man cross the street? To get home.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Yeah... You were funnier when you were fatter.