Sarah Hyland credited as playing...
Haley Dunphy
- Luke Dunphy: What were they doing?
- Alex Dunphy: Nothing!
- Luke Dunphy: Whatever it was, it looked like Dad was winning.
- Haley Dunphy: 'It'! They were doing 'it'!
- Alex Dunphy: He has no idea what you're talking about!
- Luke Dunphy: Sex?
- Haley Dunphy: Yes!
- Luke Dunphy: I know what sex is, Alex. It's when a man and a woman take off their underpants and then get into the bed...
- Alex Dunphy: Stop talking!