Sarah Hyland credited as playing...
Haley Dunphy
- Haley Dunphy: [Half asleep] Hello?
- Dylan: Please tell me you have my shoes.
- Haley Dunphy: Why would I have your shoes?
- Dylan: Because I left them at your uncles's house last night.
- Haley Dunphy: [Fully awake] What? How could you leave without your shoes?
- Dylan: I go a lot of places without shoes. I'm not wearing shoes right now. Oh, wait... that's 'cause I left them at your uncles's house.
- Haley Dunphy: This is a disaster!
- Dylan: Maybe they'll think they're theirs.
- Haley Dunphy: They're gay! They know what shoes they own!
- Mitchell Pritchett: Hey, Haley.
- Haley Dunphy: Oh, hey, Uncle Mitchell.
- Mitchell Pritchett: Hey, is your mom home?
- Haley Dunphy: No. She had to take Alex to the oncologist.
- Mitchell Pritchett: Oh, my God. What's wrong?
- Haley Dunphy: She needed new glasses.
- Mitchell Pritchett: Oh. Did you mean the optometrist?
- Haley Dunphy: Whatever.