Ed O'Neill credited as playing...
Jay Pritchett
- [at Jay's workplace, Manny accidentally drove a forklift through a wall]
- Manny Delgado: Mom, I'm fine. The hospital said I could go back to school.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: No. You suffered a traumatic experience.
- Manny Delgado: I barely remember it. I remember crashing through the wall... and the ambulance ride to the hospital.
- Jay Pritchett: That wasn't an ambulance. I drove you.
- Manny Delgado: Then what was that siren?
- Jay Pritchett: That was your mother.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: I was not that loud.
- Jay Pritchett: Cars pulled over, honey.
- Jay Pritchett: Get this through your head: you can give me the cold shoulder the rest of your life; Jack's not coming back. See, I could overlook the goofing off, but you could have been seriously hurt today. Anybody puts my kid in danger doesn't get a second chance. Ever. I'll see you later.
- Manny Delgado: Did you just call me your kid?
- Jay Pritchett: Oh, geez.
- Manny Delgado: You've never said that before.
- Jay Pritchett: Sure, I have!
- Manny Delgado: Uh-uh.
- Jay Pritchett: Well, of course you're my kid. I mean, what do you think?