Sarah Hyland credited as playing...
Haley Dunphy
- Haley Dunphy: [Wearing a tight nurse's outfit] What? You told me to put on an old costume.
- Claire Dunphy: Not from when you were eight! Are you trying to get candy or Japanese businessmen?
- Haley Dunphy: [Wearing a sexy cat costume] Check it. I'm a scary black cat.
- Claire Dunphy: The only person that costume scares is me. Go change it.
- Haley Dunphy: To what?
- Claire Dunphy: I don't know; one of your old costumes. Honey, trust me. I am sparing you an entire day of guys asking you if you have a rough tongue.
- Haley Dunphy: Eew!