Misha Collins credited as playing...
Castiel • Misha Collins
- Misha Collins: [to Sam and Dean] You guys! You really punked me! I'm totally gonna tweet this one. "Hola, Misha-migos. J-Squared got me good. Really starting to feel like one of the guys."
- Dean Winchester: These are words in a script! This isn't Cas!
- Misha Collins: You guys wanna run lines or...?
- Dean Winchester: His name's Misha! Misha?
- Sam Winchester: Oh, wow!
- Dean Winchester: Misha? Jensen? What's up with the names around here?
- Sam Winchester: So, now, uh, what's the deal with all this TV crap?
- Misha Collins: Pardon?
- Dean Winchester: Yeah. Amen, Padaleski.
- Sam Winchester: Uh, "Lecki."
- Dean Winchester: What?
- Sam Winchester: Lecki. Pretty sure.
- Virgil: How do you do it? Live in this bloody shallow desert. Nothing greater than yourselves? Nothing but dirt when you die. No power, no magic.
- Misha Collins: I'm not following you at all.
- Virgil: There's no magic in the universe.
- Misha Collins: I'm sorry! Please...
- Virgil: Nothing but a bag of strings and pulleys.
- Misha Collins: What?
- Virgil: You should thank me for what I'm about to do.
- Dean Winchester: What is all this, huh? W-What did Balthazar do to us?
- Misha Collins: [as Castiel] To keep you out of Virgil's reach, he's cast you into an alternate-reality, a universe similar to ours in most respects yet dramatically different in others.
- Dean Winchester: Like - Like Bizarro Earth, right? Except instead of having Bizarro Superman, we get this clown factory.