Steven Williams credited as playing...
Rufus Turner
- Rufus Turner: I want you and you to watch... Okay, I want you and you to watch him and him and... Alright, if anything crawls outta anybody, somebody step on it!
- Dean Winchester: [Big smile] Well, look what the cat dragged in.
- [He and Sam are seeing Rufus for the first time in a long time]
- Sam Winchester: It really is good to see you, Rufus.
- Rufus Turner: [shaking hands with Sam and Dean] I can believe it. It must get old dealing with this miserable cuss here all by yourselves.
- Sam Winchester: Ha! Is it that obvious?
- Bobby Singer: Why don't you three get a room?
- Rufus Turner: [referring to Samuel] I take it you know each other.
- Dean Winchester: [grimly] He's our grandfather.
- Rufus Turner: Ow. Somebody needs a hug.
- Rufus Turner: So, we partnering on this, or not?
- [Bobby gives him a shocked look]
- Rufus Turner: C'mon, man, it's not rocket surgery. We're here. Let's do this. Just like ol' times.
- Bobby Singer: As long as I get to drive.
- Rufus Turner: [laughing] Hell, no.
- Samuel Campbell: What if that thing's still in ya, and we can't trust a word you're sayin'?
- Dean Winchester: [points his gun at Samuel] It's not!
- Bobby Singer: Check your ear.
- Dean Winchester: [Looks at Bobby and lowers his gun] What do you mean, check my ear? Check my ear for what?
- [while he's distracted, Rufus pokes his finger into Dean's ear]
- Dean Winchester: Hey! Wha-
- [Pulls away, then checks his own ear, muttering]
- Dean Winchester: Why don't you buy me a drink first?
- Rufus Turner: Second date.
- Rufus Turner: [Looking at Sam, Dean and Bobby after coming to] This can't be my afterlife cuz the three of you are here.
- Bobby Singer: Listen, Rufus, I been thinking.
- Rufus Turner: Yeah, will wonders never cease!
- Bobby Singer: Shut up a minute. I'm tryin' to say somethin'. It was my fault.
- [Rufus goes really still]
- Bobby Singer: Omaha.
- Rufus Turner: [Trying to shrug it off] Nah. No, it wasn't.
- Bobby Singer: No, I shoulda listened to you.
- Rufus Turner: [laughing it off] Oh, hey, that's categorical, Bobby.
- Bobby Singer: I- Lemme... just get this out.
- Rufus Turner: [Smiling, but with a hard warning in his eyes] Bobby, we've had this conversation already, okay?
- Bobby Singer: No, we haven't. I never said I'm sorry, Rufus. I- You lost her because of me, and I...
- Rufus Turner: [Smiling at first] Bobby, I said we've had this conversation already.
- [His smiles drops completely and his tone grows hard]
- Rufus Turner: And you can blab all day... And it wouldn't change a thing, Bobby.
- [pause]
- Rufus Turner: I will never... forgive you... for what happened. You got that? *Never*. So, change the subject. Bob.
- Rufus Turner: I got a damn pacemaker.
- Dean Winchester: Well, you better hope it's a good one.
- Bobby Singer: Since when do you got a pacemaker?
- Rufus Turner: Since Bush Jr., term one. I'm down three toes, too, F.Y.I.