Jensen Ackles credited as playing...
Dean Winchester
- Samuel Campbell: This Castiel?
- Castiel: [nods]
- Samuel Campbell: You're scrawnier than I pictured.
- Castiel: This is a vessel. My true form is the size of your Chrysler Building.
- Dean Winchester: All right, all right, quit bragging.
- Sam Winchester: Working with a demon, huh? You're not who I thought you were.
- Samuel Campbell: You don't know anything about me, son.
- Dean Winchester: So what's so important that you're the king of Hell's cabana boy, huh? What'd he offer you? Girls, money? Hair?
- Sam Winchester: Samuel didn't take the bait. So I went with Plan B.
- Dean Winchester: We had a Plan B?
- Crowley: Best shut your gob. Employees don't question management.
- Dean Winchester: We ain't your employees.
- Crowley: Of course you are! Have been for some time now, thanks to Gramps. I don't keep Captain Chromedome around for his wit, do I? Samuel knows things. More than any of you, actually. Walking encyclopedia of the creepy and the crawly. And I knew, you two are so hung up on family-loyalty nonsense, that when he said jump, you'd get froggy.
- Dean Winchester: Since when do you give a crap about vampires?
- Crowley: Since, uh... what's today, Friday? Okay let's see... since, mind your own business.
- Alpha Vampire: The thing about souls, if you've got one, of course, is they're predictable. You die, you go up or down. Where do my kind go?
- Dean Winchester: All right, enough with the sermon, freak.
- Alpha Vampire: I'm trying to answer the question. Now, when we freaks die, where do we go? Not Heaven, not Hell. So?
- Dean Winchester: Legoland?
- Sam Winchester: Why does Samuel care about any of this?
- Alpha Vampire: He doesn't care. He does as he is told.
- Dean Winchester: Well, if the old man's Kermit, whose hand's up his ass?
- Christian Campbell: You know, I've tried playing nice, Dean, but I think I'm done.
- Dean Winchester: You're a bigger knob than you've been letting on?
- Dean Winchester: I don't care if you've got soullessness... or the mumps. You know better than this.