Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson • Crazy Dog Man • Barney Gumble • ...
The Blue and the Gray
The Simpsons
Dan Castellaneta credited as playing...
Homer Simpson • Crazy Dog Man • Barney Gumble • Groundskeeper Willie • Marriage Preservation Committee Member #1 • Gil
- Marge Simpson: My first gray hair!
- Homer Simpson: Oh, Marge. Don't worry. Lots of movie stars have gray hair, like all those women we loved in the eighties.
- Marge Simpson: Oh, Homer. You always mean to say the nicest things.
- Homer Simpson: Well, it's not easy with you talking all the time.
- Homer Simpson: I can't stand Marge's gray hair. It's like I'm married to Richard Gere.
- [Phone rings]
- Homer Simpson: Not now, phone. I'm talking to myself. It's okay, Homer. It's just a couple of minutes. Thanks, Homer.
- [Picks up phone]
- Homer Simpson: Hello?
- Moe Szyslak: Hello, wing man? You were supposed to be here two minutes ago.
- Homer Simpson: Oh, thank you, prior commitment!
- [Kisses receiver and hangs up]
- Homer Simpson: Marge, you have nothing to worry about. I'm a wingman, a proud tradition that includes Iceman from "Top Gun", Wedge Antilles from "Star Wars", and me from now.