Jason Segel credited as playing...
Marshall Eriksen
- Marshall Eriksen: So, funny thing about Willem Dafoe. His name sounds like it's being spoken by a frog, then a parrot.
- [Demonstrates this]
- Marshall Eriksen: Willem. DA-FOE! Willem. DA-FOE!
- Jefferson Van Smoot: Young man, that gong is a 500-year-old relic that hasn't been struck since W. S. Gilbert hit it at the London premiere of The Mikado in 1885!
- Marshall Eriksen: His wife's a 500-year-old relic that hasn't been struck since W. S. Gilbert hit it at the London premiere of The Mikado in 1885!
- Barney Stinson: I've got five tickets to Robots vs. Wrestlers!
- Ted Mosby: That is awesome!
- Barney Stinson: You've heard of Robots vs. Wrestlers?
- Marshall Eriksen: Not at all!
- Ted Mosby: But we're assuming it's some sort of sporting event putting robots... against wrestlers!
- Barney Stinson: That's exactly what it is! According to the website!
- Barney Stinson: Rule #83. If anything coming out of that child's mouth lands on me, I get to touch Lily's boobs.
- Marshall Eriksen: Dude, what is it with you and my wife's boobs tonight?