Leighton Meester credited as playing...
Blair Waldorf
- Serena van der Woodsen: [can't choose between boyfriends] I have a whole new appreciation for Big Love.
- Blair Waldorf: Well, even in Utah, only the men are allowed to have more than one spouse. Which I've come to realize is extremely sexist.
- Blair Waldorf: [to attentive assistant after pedicure] What are you, a foot fetishist? They're done!
- Blair Waldorf: [to Serena, who's on Page Six again] Don't look at me like that. You're the one who's black and white and read all over.
- Chuck Bass: There's something alluring about an angel drawn to the dark side.
- Blair Waldorf: Or a devil redeemed.
- [they get amorous, and she gets inspired]
- Blair Waldorf: A masquerade!
- Chuck Bass: Hmm.
- Blair Waldorf: Where inhibitions can't help but break free.
- Blair Waldorf: My black Balenciaga will be perfect to publicly condemn you.
- Chuck Bass: I love public!
- Blair Waldorf: I love condemnation!
- Chuck Bass: [blurts out in the heat of the moment] I love you!
- [realizes what he just let slip out]
- Blair Waldorf: Of course, no one does black like Dior.
- Dorota Kishlovsky: [Blair took off her staid party dress and is stepping out in her underwear] Where are you going?
- Blair Waldorf: Straight to hell with all the other sinners.
- [off to the party she goes]
- Blair Waldorf: It's no worse than what you tried to do to me and Chuck!
- Serena van der Woodsen: What? I had nothing to do with you coming here in your underwear. You knew what you had to lose.