Nina Dobrev credited as playing...
Elena Gilbert • Katherine Pierce
- Damon Salvatore: I kissed you. Thought you kissed me back. Doppelgänger high jinx ensued. How do you think I'm doing?
- Elena Gilbert: I think that you're hurt.
- Damon Salvatore: Mmm... no, I don't get hurt, Elena.
- Elena Gilbert: No, you don't admit that you get hurt. You get angry, and cover it up, and then you do something stupid.
- Damon Salvatore: You're scared. You think Katherine's gonna send me off the deep end, don't you? I don't need her for that. You know what? Why is it such a surprise that I would kiss you?
- Elena Gilbert: That's not a surprise. I'm surprised that you thought I would kiss you back.
- Damon Salvatore: Now I'm hurt.
- Stefan Salvatore: What happened tonight when you thought she was Elena?
- Damon Salvatore: It's risking another frown line encroaching on a very crowded forehead. We... kissed.
- Elena Gilbert: And you thought it was me?
- Stefan Salvatore: What do you mean you kissed?
- Damon Salvatore: Well... you know, when two lips pucker and they go
- [makes kissing noises]
- Damon Salvatore: .
- Damon Salvatore: I've got a better idea.
- Elena Gilbert: What's that?
- Damon Salvatore: [about Katherine] I'm just gonna ignore the bitch.
- Elena Gilbert: How did you leave it in there with John?
- Stefan Salvatore: I... er... asked him to leave town.
- Elena Gilbert: Asked? You threatened him?
- Stefan Salvatore: Yes. I threatened him.
- Damon Salvatore: [about Katherine] Well, she certainly knows how to make an entrance.
- Stefan Salvatore: She-She fooled one of us. What does that mean?
- Damon Salvatore: She pretended to be Elena too when I showed up earlier tonight.
- Elena Gilbert: [walks in] I told Jeremy. I can't lie to him anymore.
- Stefan Salvatore: [walks over to Elena] You alright?
- Elena Gilbert: No, I'm not alright. I thought with all the tomb vampires gone, things would get better.
- Stefan Salvatore: I know. We all did.
- Elena Gilbert: Katherine was in this house. That means she was invited in. What are we gonna do?
- Damon Salvatore: Move.
- Elena Gilbert: Very helpful. Thank you.
- Elena Gilbert: Hey. How you doing?
- Damon Salvatore: [Sarcastically] Great Elena. Walking on sunshine, thanks for asking.
- Elena Gilbert: Damon.
- Damon Salvatore: Elena.
- Elena Gilbert: We should be able to talk about this. Damon, we're close enough now. I really want to know how you are doing.
- Damon Salvatore: I kissed you.Though you kissed me back. Doppelganger high jinx ensued. How do you think I'm doing?
- Elena Gilbert: Thanks... for... uh... looking out for us. For me.
- Damon Salvatore: That's me. Your trusty bodyguard, calm in a crisis.
- Stefan Salvatore: What game are you playing?
- Katherine Pierce: Fine, you want to play with me?
- Stefan Salvatore: I don't know. How can I play if I don't know the rules?
- Katherine Pierce: No rules, Stefan. Don't you remember? No rules.
- [walks away]
- Elena Gilbert: [Walks from the bathroom and sees Damon sitting on her bed] Oh God! You scared me.
- Damon Salvatore: Just doing my part in neighbourhood watch.
- [last lines]
- Caroline Forbes: Elena?
- Katherine Pierce: [Pretending to be Elena] Hi Caroline.
- Caroline Forbes: What are you doing here?
- Katherine Pierce: My name is Katherine. I was hoping you could give the Salvatore brothers a message for me.
- Caroline Forbes: What are you talking about? What message?
- Katherine Pierce: Game on.
- [Katherine places a pillow over Caroline's face until she stops moving]
- Damon Salvatore: [after kissing Katherine] Wait... brief pause. I have a question... answer it and it's back to fireworks and rocket's red glare,
- [grins, shakes his head]
- Damon Salvatore: answer it right... I'll forget the last one hundred and forty five years I've spent missing you. I'll forget... how much I loved you, I'll forget everything and we could start over. This can be our defining moment, see we have the time... it's the beauty of eternity. I just need the truth, just once...
- Katherine Pierce: Stop. I already know the question... and the answer...
- Elena Gilbert: [about Jeremy after taking the pills and drinking Anna's blood] ... he looks fine, but then again, so do you...
- Stefan Salvatore: Don't flirt with me Katherine. I'm not Damon. I haven't spent a hundred and forty five years obsessed with you.
- Katherine Pierce: Yeah... based on your choice in women, I'd say otherwise.
- Elena Gilbert: [Seeing Stefan hurt on the floor because of Katherine] Stefan. W-What happened?
- Damon Salvatore: Katherine happened.
- Katherine Pierce: [Speaking to Bonnie after Bonnie sees who she really is] We haven't officially met. I'm Katherine.
- Damon Salvatore: [visitor waiting for him on couch] Very brave of you to come here.
- Katherine Pierce: I wanted to say goodbye.
- Damon Salvatore: Leaving so soon?
- Katherine Pierce: I know where I'm not wanted.
- Damon Salvatore: Don't pout. It's not attractive in a woman your age.
- [takes sip of his drink]
- Katherine Pierce: [scoffs] Ouch.