Ian Somerhalder credited as playing...
Damon Salvatore
- Damon Salvatore: Aren't you worried that one day, all the forest animals are gonna band together and fight back? I mean, surely they talk.
- Damon Salvatore: Jeremy! So good to see you alive.
- Jeremy Gilbert: Aren't you a little old for a high school carnival?
- Damon Salvatore: A hundred and fifty years too old.
- [Takes some of Jeremy's popcorn]
- Tyler Lockwood: [Mason has just beaten him at arm wresting] Who wants to go next?
- Damon Salvatore: Wait, Stefan wants to go.
- Stefan Salvatore: [Looks at Damon] Yeah sure, I'll... er... give it a shot.
- Damon Salvatore: [shouts] Get 'em, Stef!
- Stefan Salvatore: [about Caroline becoming a vampire] How did this happen?
- Damon Salvatore: Well, I fed her blood, Katherine obviously killed her and A plus B equals...
- Elena Gilbert: But why?
- Damon Salvatore: Because Katherine is a manipulative, nasty little slut.
- Damon Salvatore: [about the Lockwoods] What is up with that family? If they're not vampires, what the hell are they?
- Stefan Salvatore: Oh... urmmm... maybe they're... urmmm... Ninja Turtles.
- Damon Salvatore: [to Jeremy] Look, I don't do the 'Big Brother' thing very well, so I haven't got any milk and cookies to offer you.
- Damon Salvatore: [turns around, sees Caroline standing behind him] Oh, hey, Blondie. They let you out?
- Caroline Forbes: I remember.
- Damon Salvatore: What do you remember?
- Caroline Forbes: [advancing slowly] I remember how you manipulated me, you pushed me around, abused me, erased my memories, fed on me.
- Damon Salvatore: You're crazy.
- Caroline Forbes: Well, the memories have been coming back. In pieces.
- Damon Salvatore: You can't remember. It's impossible. I mean, unless... you were... becoming a...
- [realizes she's been turned]
- Caroline Forbes: I've got a message from Katherine. She said 'Game On'.
- Damon Salvatore: Wait...
- [gets pushed by Caroline, falls back, sliding along hallway floor]
- Caroline Forbes: [with utter disdain] You suck.
- [walks away]
- Damon Salvatore: Wait. Wasn't there a school carnival the night you staked Vicki? Look at how the town repeats itself.
- Bonnie Bennett: I can't believe this is happening.
- Damon Salvatore: [Appears holding a shovel] Come on, don't pout about it. Got a body to bury.
- Damon Salvatore: I like this. You... walking on eggshells around me because you think I'm going to explode. It's very suspenseful. Is Elena worried too? I bet I'm your every conversation.
- Stefan Salvatore: Have you heard from Katherine?
- Damon Salvatore: [ignoring the question] I think the Lockwood's have a family secret. 'Cause the Gilbert device effected them but vervain didn't, so they're not vampires, they're something else.
- Stefan Salvatore: Is this your new obsession?
- Damon Salvatore: Oh, you'd rather some unknown supernatural element running rampant in our town. Fine, I'll drop it.
- Stefan Salvatore: We haven't seen the last of Katherine. You do know that, right? We have no idea what she's up to.
- Damon Salvatore: Sure we do. She came back to press her undying eternal love for you. So I'll let you deal with her, 'cause I have more important things to do like... explode.
- Damon Salvatore: [pouring contents of blood transfusion bag into glass] Would you care for one?
- Stefan Salvatore: No. Thank you. Not hungry. Just ate.
- Damon Salvatore: [teasing] Aren't you worried that one day all the forest animals are gonna band together and fight back? I mean, surely they talk?
- Stefan Salvatore: I'm just happy that's a, uh... a blood bag and not a sorority girl supplying your dinner.
- Stefan Salvatore: [Finds Damon watching Tyler have an arm wrestle with a guy] Aha, you're lurking.
- Damon Salvatore: [Scoffs] I'm observing.
- Stefan Salvatore: More like obsessing.