Sam J. Jones credited as playing...
Sam Jones
- Sam J. Jones: We are gonna party like the '80s.
- Ted: Show us how, Flash.
- Sam J. Jones: It's easy. We just gotta nail a lot of girls named Stephanie.
- Ted: Oh Johnny, I got so much energy. We gotta start doing stupid shit.
- [Sam pours tequila shots and hands them to John and Ted]
- John: Thanks, Flash.
- Sam J. Jones: There you go, my friend.
- Ted: Thank you.
- Sam J. Jones: [Offering a toast] Death to Ming!
- John: Haha!
- Ted: Yes!
- [the trio down their shots]
- Sam J. Jones: Oh, you guys seem pretty cool. You like to party?
- [Rubs nose]
- Sam J. Jones: [Blank stare at John and Ted's faces before they look at each other]
- Ted: Uh, cocaine, right?
- Sam J. Jones: Come on, dudes! Don't tell me you've never done it before.
- John: Well, uh, well not recently, no.
- Ted: I thought that was just for people in Florida.
- Sam J. Jones: You better follow me. Come on.
- [Sam walks away]
- Ted: Johnny, I'm frightened.
- Sam J. Jones: We are gonna party like the 80s.
- Ted: Show us how, Flash!
- Sam J. Jones: Easy. We just gonna nail a lot of girls named Stephanie.
- [John rushes to Ted's apartment]
- Ted: Johnny, thank Christ you made it.
- John: Dude, I got 10 minutes. Where's Flash Gordon?
- Ted: Okay, get ready. Hey Sam, this is the guy I was telling you about.
- ['Flash's Theme' plays as John sees Sam Jones turn around and walk toward him. He then imagines a scene from 'Flash Gordon' where they both ride a rocket cycle in the skies of Mongo]
- Sam J. Jones: How you doing?
- [Offers bro fist]
- Sam J. Jones: Good to meet you.
- John: [Does bro fist with Sam] I thank you for saving every one of us.
- Sam J. Jones: You're welcome.
- Ted: He acknowledged it!
- Sam J. Jones: Let's do some shots.
- John: With you?
- Ted: Oh my God.
- John: Yes! Oh my God, yes!
- Ted: Totally, yes!
- Sam J. Jones: Let's go!