Alison Brie credited as playing...
Annie Edison
- Shirley Bennett: Annie. We owe you an apology. Nobody should have to choose between their friends and their school.
- Annie Edison: Thanks.
- Britta Perry: But, you shouldn't have tattled about the flag.
- Jeff Winger: I tattled. I told the dean it was our design. And I told him it was a butt too.
- Annie Edison: What?
- Shirley Bennett: Why, Jeffrey?
- Jeff Winger: He kept not seeing it. I mean, it was driving me crazy. It says, "E Pluribus Anus."
- Annie Edison: Guys, please! You're becoming animals!
- Britta Perry: Oh, shut up! We wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for you.
- Annie Edison: That's not true! We weren't supposed to be in here when it happened!
- Jeff Winger: When what happened? When we got towed?
- Shirley Bennett: How did you know we were gonna get towed?
- Shirley Bennett: I set it up. I called City College about transferring and the dean told me that he would get me in if I helped sabotage Greendale's launch. I was supposed to make sure nobody was around so they could steal it. And then you guys were late, and then...
- Britta Perry: Wait, wait, you're transferring? Why?
- [Pierce muttering]
- Britta Perry: You guys thought that butt hole flag was so funny. I mean, I respect you all to let you hate yourselves, but I respect myself too much to let you hate my school.
- Shirley Bennett: Eh... I'm not buying it.
- Troy Barnes: Yeah, let's kill her.
- [Annie's gasps]
- Jeff Winger: Wait, City College was behind this? We gotta get back in time for launch.
- Britta Perry: Why?
- Jeff Winger: We earned the right to pick on Greendale every day by going there. Our school may be a toilet, but it's our toilet. Nobody craps in it but us.
- Britta Perry: Yeah.
- Shirley Bennett: Now, that was inspiring.
- Annie Edison: Seriously?
- Jeff Winger: Captain.
- Troy Barnes: Get to your stations. Thrusters.
- Britta Perry: Full.
- Troy Barnes: Thermal shield.
- Annie Edison: On.
- Troy Barnes: Navigation.
- Shirley Bennett: Three.
- Troy Barnes: Chicken.
- Jeff Winger: Yeah.
- Troy Barnes: Ready?
- Annie Edison, Britta Perry, Jeff Winger, Shirley Bennett: Ready.
- Troy Barnes: Suppertime.
- [whirring]
- Troy Barnes: [beeps] Hold it.
- [beeping]
- Troy Barnes: [midi celebratory music plays over simulator]
- Sanders: Congratulations, crew. You've worked together. Now feast your eyes on the wonders of the cosmos.
- Troy Barnes: [over radio] Greendale? Greendale?
- Abed Nadir: Everybody, be quiet. Everybody, quiet down, quiet down. Say again?
- Troy Barnes: [over radio] Standby for location.
- [window cover opens]
- Troy Barnes: [outside cow moos]
- Abed Nadir: What do you see, gang?
- Jeff Winger: [Jeff holds his blackberry against window glass for better service]
- [cow moos]
- Jeff Winger: We are in...
- [over radio]
- Jeff Winger: Coldwater.
- Abed Nadir: [consults map] Here, they're next to the truck stop with three thumbs.
- Dean Pelton: [under his breath] Those aren't thumbs.
- Jeff Winger: [over radio] Greendale, do you copy? Greendale?
- Abed Nadir: I'm sorry, Jeff. I'm afraid...
- [over radio]
- Abed Nadir: you're out of town.
- [cows mooing]