Michael J. Fox credited as playing...
Michael J. Fox
- [Michael has given David a bottle of orange soda that he shook due to his Parkinson's; Larry opens the bottle and gets soaked as a result]
- Larry David: [as he gets soaked] Jesus Christ! What the hell? Did you shake that up on purpose?
- Michael J. Fox: [nonchalantly] Parkinson's.
- [in Michael J. Fox's apartment, Michael comes across Larry drawing a Hitler mustache on an issue of Business Week magazine with the former's father-in-law Stephen Pollan on the front cover]
- Michael J. Fox: What the fuck? Larry, what're you doing?
- Larry David: [startled] Oh, I was just drawing a Hitler mustache.
- Michael J. Fox: [takes the magazine from Larry] On my father-in-law! That's my father-in-law!
- Larry David: [in disbelief] That's your father-in-law?
- Michael J. Fox: Well, yeah! He's a businessman. He's on the cover of Business Week magazine.
- Larry David: You're kidding! What the hell is he doing on the cover of a magazine?
- Michael J. Fox: [shows Larry the damage he did to the magazine] Well, he's the Fuehrer now!
- Larry David: Oh, God. I'm so sorry. It's just that I like to see what people look like with Hitler mustaches.
- Michael J. Fox: [shows Larry the now destroyed magazine one final time] He looks like Hitler. Mystery solved. My father-in-law looks like Hitler. I gotta get rid of this because he's coming over here and if he sees this...
- [Michael walks to the kitchen in his apartment to throw the magazine away]
- Larry David: [interrupting] I'm sorry again.
- Michael J. Fox: [as he tosses the magazine in the trash] That's all right. Can I get you a soda or something, Larry?
- [Larry gets up off the sofa and heads to the kitchen; he sits down on a bar stool near the island]
- Larry David: Oh, sure. That'd be great. Y'know, I mean, the thing is Hitler really ruined that mustache for everybody; and now, nobody could wear it.
- [Michael grabs a soda from the fridge and shakes it up before he gives it to Larry]
- Larry David: Oh, thanks.
- [Larry opens the bottle and gets sprayed with soda as a result of Michael shaking up the bottle; Michael goes to grab some paper towels to give to Larry]
- Larry David: Jesus Christ! What the hell?
- Michael J. Fox: [offers Larry some paper towels] Ya want-?
- Larry David: Did you shake that up on purpose?
- Michael J. Fox: [nonchalantly] Parkinson's.
- [Larry grabs the paper towels from Michael as he attempts to dry himself]